Pics of me!

Last year I lost 50 pounds in a three month period, bringing me back to my 18-year-old wrestling weight (15% body fat vs current 28%).  I kinda sorta casually tried to lose the last 20 pounds that would bring me into the body fat range I wanted.  Going to crush it right off the bat in 2015.

Oh... these aren't "before" pictures.  I'm just sexy and you've been good so you get some pic love.






2015 Resolutions


Much smaller list this year and it's about saying NO rather than having a list of adventures and media to indulge in.

  1. Take ALL pills
  2. Make best use of time
  3. Read and do puzzles
  4. Clean the clutter
  5. Eat light
  6. Exercise: Aerobics / Bodyweight / Cycling / Machines
  7. Brush teeth
  8. Filter self
  9. Be dull and predictable
  10. Expand school (and social media)
  11. Put Hunter in more school environments
  12. Pay off A/C
  13. Get under 200 lbs
  14. Focus on Maximizing Self and Money
  15. Eat vegan for a week
  16. Escape a straitjacket
  17. Get over maggots
  18. Ride a horse
  19. Fly a helicopter
  20. Jan 17-18 Highland Games
  21. March 10 Rat Queens 2
  22. May 1 Avengers 2
  23. Oct 23 - Nov 1 Fantasy Fest
  24. Dec 18 Star Wars VII
  25. No television
  26. No movies
  27. No comics
  28. No video games
  29. No restaurants
  30. No writing off friends
  31. No indulging martyrdom
  32. No charity
  33. No nonessential spending and file all receipts

Or... categorized....


9 Daily Goals
  1. Take ALL pills
  2. Make best use of time
  3. Read and do puzzles
  4. Clean the clutter
  5. Eat light
  6. Exercise: Aerobics / Bodyweight / Cycling / Machines
  7. Brush teeth
  8. Filter self
  9. Be dull and predictable

LONG TERM GOALS
Expand school (and social media)
Put Hunter in more school environments
Pay off A/C
Get under 200 lbs
Focus on Maximizing Self and Money

TO DO
Eat vegan for a week
Escape a straitjacket
Have a threesome
Get over maggots
Ride a horse
Fly a helicopter
Jan 17-18 Highland Games
March 10 Rat Queens 2
May 1 Avengers 2
Oct 23 - Nov 1 Fantasy Fest
Dec 18 Star Wars VII

NOT TO DO
No television
No movies
No comics
No video games
No restaurants
No writing off friends
No indulging martyrdom
No charity
No nonessential spending and file all receipts





This is just general goals to work towards.

Image-attachment of who I should be

Good posture
Freshly cut hair
No unibrow
Clear skin
Freshly shaved
No jowls
Muscular left shoulder without noticeable disability
More tattoos
Flat stomach
Smooth feet
No light sensitivity
Kinder speaking
Controlled emotions
Modest
Few belongings
Comfortable clothes
Ride motorcycle more
More time for adventures
Lots of teaching certifications
Actively expanding business
Taking others’ territories
Loved by employees
Large circle of close friends

How to Enact Change
  1. Get Up Insanely Early
  2. Small changes
  3. Identify triggers
  4. Do easier habits first
  5. Avoid future obstacles
  6. Have motivations
  7. Challenges work
  8. Few habits at once
  9. Define your breaks

Battle of the Five Armies timekeeping

10:35 "Start time" 7 previews
"The Hobbit" appears on screen
0-10 minutes: Dragon fight. "You know with the dragon gone, everyone wants the mountain, right?"
Secondary title: "Battle of the Five Armies" appears on screen
11-58 minutes: War?
59-133 minutes: War.
134-144 minutes: Credits. No surprises.

Results of 2014's To Do List

I started this year with a lengthy list of things I wanted to do.  We're almost done with the year and there's only a couple things left to be done or missed, so let's do a round up.

First is the things that I haven't done yet, but is still possible.
Prato
Scratch
Horse Riding

Two restaurants and horse riding (which isn't expensive or very far away).  Still doable.

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STUFF I FAILED ON

It's more fun to see people fail than succeed, so let's start with that.

-Get under 200 pounds (215 the whole year, never really got motivated)
-Feb Thing-A-Day (too much to keep up on)
-May Kentucky Derby (no one was interested)
-May Tequila on Cinco (no one was interested)
-May Make a pinata (Ditto for Cinco)
-Aug Burning Man (not happening and now I don't think I want to after seeing more info on it)
-Oct Fantasy Fest (this I still want to go to, but it didn't happen again this year. my MOM says she'll go with me next year.  wtf... let's do it!)
-Oct 24 hr Comic Day (passed by without me noticing)
-Oct Oktoberfest (not in the mood)
-Nov Great Lakes Christmas Ale (couldn't find it)
-Nov Write Novel (I was in a bad place to be writing and my computer died the first week into it)
-Eat ghost pepper (I lost my vig to do this when I found that a new pepper was the hottest)
-Service scuba tanks (Actually, smart to put this off until just before I go diving again so the servicing lasts as long as possible)
-Use sunscreen for a week (oops)
-Shave for a week (ouch)
-Read to Hunter for a week (oops)
-Paint ceiling (ceiling not a candidate for painting actually, considering a paneling solution)
-Write Anne Frank (my partner, Jaron Asshat, crapped out on me on this)
-Create Z-Day Kit (actually realized this ran opposite to my minimalism kick and scrapped it)
-Z-Day Drill (lost interest when there was no kit)
-Sleep in car (thought it might hurt my back)
-Finish Schmoo's BRC (she never got around to it)
-100 sketches 100 days (couldn't keep up)
-Guide to Vascular Plants (why did I put a botany textbook on this list?)
-Novahead (No more Steve Aylett!  Please!)
-Choo Choo Churro's (closed before I got there)
-Iza (closed before I got there)
-Moonfish, (Kiri said they weren't any good)
-Harry Potter Land (had the opportunity, realized I didn't really want to)
-Go fishing (had the opportunity, realized I didn't really want to)


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STUFF I ATE OR DRANK

GOOD IDEAS
xCook ultimate hamburger (highlight)
xUse infrared fryer
xCrawfish Boil
xStardust
xHanson's Shoe Repair (highlight)
xCasey's bar
xWally's (highlight)
xHot Dog Heaven
xSushi Lola's
xNon-chain Pizza
xAnna's Polish Restauarant (highlight)
xBlack Bean Deli (highlight)
xTasty Wok
xPho 88
xKing Cajun
xPharmacy (highlight)
xSaigon Noodle
xMaxine's

BAD IDEAS
xBrew alcohol
xWoodridge double oaked whiskey
xDrink Around World
xNduja
xMiracle Berries
xRedlight Redlight
xLa Cantinax K
xPR's Taco Palace



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STUFF I DID OR DID TO MY VICTIMS


GOOD IDEAS
xScavenger hunt (highlight)
xGo karts
xRun with Bulls (highlight)
xEnzian
xJan StoGaWriMo
xJan Highland Games (highlight)
xMar NaNoEdMo
xApr NaPoWriMo
xSept Food and Wine
xHabitat for Humanity
xRaise for charity
xGive a gallon of blood (highlight)
xEat vegetarian for a week (highlight)
xClean back yard
xPaint bar
xLevel hangings
xFix screen
xTrim trees
xTake a class
xGolf lesson (highlight)
xFly a plane (highlight)
xNaBloPoMo
xMagazine writing (highlight)
xEdit novel (highlight)
xMeet new person
xPlay new game
xVote in Something
xListen to phonograph
xFinish Jaron's BRC
xBurn an offering (highlight)
xFive interesting selfies


BAD IDEAS
xBlack Hammock Airboat
xRoad trip
Paintball
xShooting range
xCamp
xWalk the block
xWindow plant

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CHORES

xAC UV bulb
xTires
xRefill Propane

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EXISTENTIAL
xWhat would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?


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STUFF I WATCHED

GOOD IDEAS
xBlack Books s3 - TV (highlight)
xOldboy
xBorgia (highlight)
xIron Giant (highlight)
xAttack the Block (highlight)
Reign Over Me
xGoon (highlight)
xSherlock
xArcher
xSecondhand Lions
xLayer Cake
xBronson
xTrain Your Dragon
xDr Who 50th (highlight)
xDr Who Xmas
xKiss Kiss Bang Bang (highlight)


BAD IDEAS

xModern Family - TV
xKissed
xGattaca
xWarrior
x50/50
xTroll Hunter
xBrick
xThe Fall
xThe Hidden
xSunshine
xTrue Romance
xGrave of Fireflies
xPrince of Egypt
xThe Room
xCity of Lost Children
xOut Cold
xLove You Phillip Morris
xGreen Street Hooligan
xBlack Dynamite
xMoonrise Kingdom
xThe Foucntain
xHarold and Maude
xMirrormask
xMr. Brooks
xWinter's Bone
xThe Life Aquatic
xCity of God
xSynecdoche, NY
xSleepers
xThe Guard
xMan On Wire
xRunning Scared
xGrudge Match
xAnchorman 2


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STUFF I READ

GOOD IDEAS

xEx Machina, Vaughan
xWay of the Peaceful Warrior
xSteppenwolf, Hesse
xCrime and Punishment
xThe Wandering Taoist (highlight)
xSeven Bamboo Tablets
xTai Chi: Supreme Ultimate
xSave the Cat (highlight)
xZen to Go, Winokar
xPower of Myth, Campbell
xTao Te Ching by Lao Tzu (highlight)
xHero With A Thousand Faces
xThe Miracle of Mindfulness
xPhilosopher's Diet, Watson
xGateway in a Vast World
xWorld According to Garp
xEven Cowgirls Get the Blues (highlight)
xMiss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children (highlight)
xSongs of the Doomed, HST
xThe Tao of Physics (highlight)
xZen in the Martial Arts
xCurious Case of Sidd Finch (highlight)
BAD IDEAS
xSpirit of Tai Chi Chuan
xGolf in the Kingdom
xThrough a Scanner Darkly
xChop Wood, Carry Water
xInvisible Man, Ellison
xZen w/o Zen Masters
xJane Brody's Good Food
xCarry Tiger to Mountain
xShambala, Trungpa
xMotion of Light in Water
xZen Driving
xLint
xInflatable Volunteer

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And finally, my general resolutions... the ones that are abstract.




DO

Diet

Exercise

Filter self

Be Dull

Be Predictable


DON'T

Gossip

Write Off Friends

Indulge Crazy

Overwork Shoulder

Ignore Photophobia

Indulge Martyrdom

Pills

Just hit the drug store.  Let's look at the haul by category, shall we?  There's vitamins in the mix, but they aren't interesting.

First? The easy one.  The prosthetic joint and severed muscles in my left shoulder.

Oxycodone 5mg - Schedule II controlled substance - opioid to treat severe pain

Next, the cholesterol.  I actually eat very heathily.  I went vegan for a while with my doctor monitoring and she concluded that my extremely high LDL is genetic.

Prostatin 10mg - reduces cholesterol

Except that the pill lowers ALL my cholesterol a lot.  It doesn't get to pick and choose.  So I have to get a lot of HDL cholesterol to, you know, stay alive.

Omega 3 Fatty Acids 4000mg

Everything from here on out is on account of my insanity.  "Emotional instability with psychotic features" is the current diagnosis.  The cornerstone of my treatment is motherfucking lithium.  19th century medicine at its finest.  What lithium does is turns you into a completely neutral robot if you're normal.  If you're manic, that dial is turned down from 11 to something a little more reasonable.  It actually inhibits brain activity.  A few of these drugs do.  I am dumber on my pills.  Lithium is important for me.  It dials down the emotions which is good because I do emotions wrong.  I feel angry when I get a gift, grateful when someone dies.  I fly off the handle if someone makes me a sandwich.  Weird.

Lithium 1200mg - used since 1859 to treat mania

So the first thing to do after turning down the dial on all my emotions is making sure I don't kill myself so let's turn up the minimum on the happy dial.

Citolapram 40mg - SSRI antidepressant to treat major depressive disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, dementia

But if you turn up the minimum on the happy dial, you run the risk of flipping out when you get too happy!

Clonozepam 2mg - Schedule IV controlled substance - hypnotic to treat epilepsy, bipolar disorder, panic disorder, sleep sex

Now we've lowered the emotions, put happy in a midrange.  Time to work on part 2 of the brain, the hallucinations, paranoia... The authentically "crazy" and not just "asshole" part.

Risperidone 0.5mg - antipsychotic to treat schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, autism, dementia, tourette syndrome

Then you start to build up a tolerance and the crazy comes back when the lights are out, it's too quiet, or you are unoccupied, so you need a booster.

Quetiapine 100mg - atypical antipsychotic to treat bipolar disorder, schizophrenia, psychosis, autism

The best description I've heard of thinking on antipsychotics is that it is like walking through mud.  I'm going to add to that that it's like walking through mud next to a sidewalk.  All you have to do is step out of the mud, stop taking the pills, and you'll be able to walk/think just fine.  Go on.  Do it.  I take amphetamines to go all Limitless and counteract the cognitive slush of the pills.  As a bonus, I skip it some days.  I have the option to take a break from THINKING.  It's pretty cool.  There's whiskey in the easy chair and then there's whiskey in the easy chair with a chemical lobotomy.

Amphetamines 20mg - psychostimulant to treat ADHD and narcolepsy, used as a performance and cognitive enhancer, aphrodisiac, and euphoriant

Lastly, a parting word for Cranberry Extract and Diurex because these pills have a lot of side effects including increased appetite, weight gain, and water retention.  The appetite I can control, the weight gain is actually a mystery to me as to how that's a side effect and how that works, but the water retention (which can make it impossible to walk at its worst) is easily countered with a couple of these diuretics.

Could I give up tv and movies for a whole year?

Now that Borgia is finished, there's only one show I keep up with: Sherlock.  But that's more like a couple movies released every other year.  And I've been kicking away movies and being bored with them.  I haven't play a real video game (outside of with my 3 year old) in years.  I made a list of my current allowed distractions.


1. Dungeons and Dragons
2. BBC's Sherlock

So I got to wondering if I could give up movies and tv for a year.  Obviously not completely.  My family watches tv.  There's tvs everywhere.  I host movie nights.  But what about giving up the remote?  What if for one year the tv was off when I was alone and when guests were over, they could turn it on to what they wanted, but I wasn't choosing.  Just happily going along?  I rarely get to the movies, too.

So I decided to check out what's coming out in 2015 that I'd want to see.  Exceptions to make to the rule if I make it.  I found three.

1.  Avengers 2 and Star Wars VII - only because these will be so pop culture and talked about I'll be lost otherwise

3.  Pan - Peter Pan prequel.  I'm a sucker for the Pan.

Now what?

I am in the throes of "now what?"

I just ended my many-months D&D game.  I just finished Borgia, leaving Sherlock (which releases three episodes every two years) as my only show.  My books are down to Even Cowgirls Get The Blues, which I'm on now, and Novahead, which I anticipate I will skip.  My goals are either out of reach, completed, or inconsequential. My FDA diet deprived me of my artificial neurotransmitters so I had to give it up.  My shoulder laid me in bed for two days from one-fourth of a game of darts.  Hunter is using the potty regularly.  My staff respect me and the company is where I want it to be.  I have no interest in music or movies anymore.  My possessions are simple and few.

I am at a point now where it seems my purpose is simply to not die.

Dear Santa


Dear Santa,

I've killed way less people this year.

- Publix gift card
- 7-11 gift card
- Amazon gift card
- Drugs
- Straitjacket
- Horse riding lesson
- Trapeze lesson
- Trip to Fantasy Fest
- Trip to Cuba
- Irish, Canadian, or Kentucky whiskey
- A babysitter
- A designated driver
- Trailer hitch for the Rav4
- The Richard Petty Driving Experience
- Hang gliding gift certificate
- Box of cigars
- Ukulele and ukulele lessons
- Tuition to Crealde Art School
- Great Lakes Brewery Christmas Ale

Had to change diet further

The FDA choose my plate diet really does nothing for people with under developed neurotransmitter producers.  After a string of hallucinations kept me up for several nights, I switched over simple carbs (which cross the blood-brain barrier), fats (for brain reconstruction), and specific foods (like Pepsi) that increase neurotransmitters.

Day 10

I got my replaced-under-warranty Chromebook!  (Thanks, Google!)

So, I'm ready to re-examine this list.  Consolidate and re-evaluate.   Here is the official list of things experts say I should do every day.


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MORNING SCHEDULE
  • Wake up after 7-9 hours of sleep.
  • Say oath that centers you.
  • Stand tall and stretch.
  • 10 deep breaths.
  • Drink a glass of water.
  • Do a walkthrough of schedule.
  • Eat breakfast.
EXERCISE
  • Walk as much as possible.
  • Lift weights twice a week for 30 minutes.
  • 150 minutes of cardio over 2-3 times a week. HR in fat burning zone.
EATING
  • 2 cups fruit (apples, blueberries, avocado)
  • 3 cups vegetables (leafy greens, carrots, broccoli, red beans, spinach, sweet potato, juice)
  • 8 ounces whole grains (wheat germ)
  • 6 ounces protein (oily fish, almonds)
  • 3 cups dairy (yogurt)
  • 64 oz waters
  • green tea
  • No Pasta, Dessert, Alcohol, Fast Food, Soda, Processed Meals, Canned Soups
  • 56 grams of protein 10%-35% of calories
EVERYTHING ELSE
Start each week with an “eat more” goal for something good for you.
Get a blood test for vitamin D and B12, iron, and folate.
Ask yourself what bothers you most. What will fix it? Then schedule a solution into your calendar.
Talk with people.
Brush and floss twice a day.
Inhale with diaphragm (belly) and exhale pulling belly in.
Spend time in Nature
Exercise
Spend times with friends and family
Express gratitude
Meditate
Challenge yourself
Laugh
Touch Someone
Be Optimistic
Please and Thank You
Say I Love You
Classical Music
Random act of kindness
Alone with thoughts
Learn something new
Leave gaps in schedule
Arrive early

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I've been doing most of them.  Most often to not be checked daily?

  1. Ask yourself what bothers you most and schedule to fix it. (I really ain't got no worries.)
  2. Spend time in nature. (I go to the park but that's not what I consider "nature")
  3. Cardio/Strength. (I'm just so busy with Hunter.)

Several of these can be combined, some I'm eliminating, and the diet is getting some rearranging because I suspect the FDA has been bribed and I'm stuffed each day.

Here's the new list.  That's right.  They might have decades of research, but I have a self-aggrandizing idea that I could probably be smarter than them thar what skyentists.

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MORNING SCHEDULE (stays the same)
  • Wake up after 7-9 hours of sleep.
  • Say oath that centers you. ("I will be better.")
  • Stand tall and stretch.
  • 10 deep breaths.
  • Drink a glass of water.
  • Do a walkthrough of schedule.
  • Eat breakfast.
EXERCISE (stays the same even if I'm not doing it)
  • Walk as much as possible.
  • Lift weights twice a week for 30 minutes.
  • 150 minutes of cardio over 2-3 times a week. HR in fat burning zone.
EATING
  • 3 (not 2) cups fruit (apples, blueberries, avocado)
  • 3 cups vegetables (leafy greens, carrots, broccoli, red beans, spinach, sweet potato, juice)
  • 4 (not 8) ounces whole grains (and wheat germ is out, mixed grains are in)
  • 6 ounces protein (oily fish, almonds)
  • 2 (not 3) cups dairy (yogurt and now a protein powder shake)
  • 64 oz waters
  • green tea
  • No Pasta, Dessert, Alcohol, Fast Food, Soda, Processed Meals, Canned Soups
  • 56 grams of protein 10%-35% of calories
EVERYTHING ELSE
Start each week with an “eat more” goal for something good for you.
Get a blood test for vitamin D and B12, iron, and folate. (if you show symptoms)
Ask yourself what bothers you most. What will fix it? Then schedule a solution into your calendar.
Brush and floss twice a day.
Inhale with diaphragm (belly) and exhale pulling belly in.
Spend time in Nature (... as much nature as you have)
Exercise (replaced with Stay Active, exercise is covered above)
Have Fun And Be Nice [Spend times with friends and family (combines with) Talk with people. (and) Laugh (and) Touch Someone (and) Please and Thank You (and) Say I Love You (and) Random act of kindness]
Express gratitude
Challenge yourself (absorbs) Learn something new (because when you challenge yourself you either learn through success or failure)
Be Optimistic
Classical Music
Alone with thoughts (and) Meditate (renamed to be funny as) Be Alone With and Without Thoughts
Leave gaps in schedule
Arrive early

My grocery list has become increasingly simplified

Proteins (with a focus on oily fish and almonds), whole grains, green tea, water, dairy (with a focus on yogurt), vegetables (focus on leafy greens, carrots, broccoli, red beans, spinach, sweet potato, juice), fruit (with a focus on apples, blueberries, avocado)



Proteins: King Oscar brand brisling sardines, herring, and anchovies. Raw almonds. Finally I have a bag of frozen pre-cooked diced chicken breast bits that were the staple of my last diet just in case I get tired of fish and a few ounces of whatever Kiri's making. Hasn't happened yet. I also have whey protein I'm using to hit the goal of 56 grams of protein but I'm not counting it in this category because I don't understand if it should be.

Whole Grains: Belvita tea cookies, any whole grain cereal, and Minute Rice Minute Medley's Multi-Grain flavor which is amazing stuff and exactly 8 ounces and reading in 60 seconds and contains like six kinds of whole grain. (The Belvitas are not really necessary for the diet, but I love them and they're whole grain and only 1.36 ounces so I don't feel guilty and they get me to drink more green tea.)

Green Tea: Currently finishing off a box of half black/half green. Then I'll switch to whole green.

Water: Tap

Dairy: Organic Valley 0% Skim Milk (often with added whey protein), Publix brand fat-free blueberry yogurt.

Fruit: Any fruit at all but always apples, blueberries (frozen for smoothies with V8), and avocados (which pair great with sardines).

Veggies: I try to stick to the leafy greens, carrots, broccoli, and sweet potatoes. I won't turn down red beans but they seem like one of those veggies that straddles the line between actually healthy and seems healthy.

V8 Fusion 100% Juice: Its own category because I only get the flavors that have a full serving of both fruit and vegetable in 8 ounces. I know there's no way it's as good as regular old vegetable juice, but I can't stand that stuff.


Produce Aisle
Apples
Avocados
Bananas
Leaves
Random fruit
An extra vegetable if I'm cooking it that night

Juice Aisle
V8 Fusion: Blueberry Pomegrante

Cookie Aisle
Belvitas

Rice Aisle
Minute Rice's Minute Medley's Multi-Grains

Canned Meats Aisle
Sardines
Herring
Anchovies

Cereal Aisle
Cereal
Green Tea

Snack Aisle
Almonds

Frozen Aisle
Diced Chicken

Dairy Aisle
Milk
Yogurt

Bloggus interuptus

I had intended on this period of recommended living to be recorded daily (despite having a small audience because I do it for my own selfish ego), but my chromebook just died.  So I have two ways to connect to the internet: my wife's phone she's letting me borrow and the guest room computer which is so disabled and broken it is literally, not figuratively, held together with duck tape.

(FYI: It is duck tape, not duct tape.  I will fight you on this.)

The guest room computer is also next door to my 3 year old son's.  And when I can get online is while he's asleep.  So there's a stealth problem.

I'm trying to see how well I can do without a computer of my own.

Instant hurdles:
This is November.  I write a novel every November.
I keep track of personal goals and items and things to read on Reddit and my phone isn't great at editing those posts to update them.
I download shows and movies for my wife on the Chromebook.

Ideas for solutions:
I write the novel on the guest room computer somehow.
I'm transferring my Reddit items over to Google Keep which works better on my phone.
I download on the guest computer which is easier than writing, but still involves connecting an ethernet cable to the next room across the living room floor and not disturbing a sleeping toddler.

As for how I'm actually doing on this experiment, I'm doing good on food and lifestyle, bad on exercise (I'm more active, but not in the "30 minutes of cardio" way) and unnecessary spending (I took some friends out to eat and I'm buying a gift for my mother in law).

I showed my doctor my list to talk about my diet (she concluded my high LDL cholesterol is genetic) and she liked it so much she made a copy for herself.

Reddit Data Dump:

2014 GOALS
RESTAURANTS

Prato, Winter Park (try Widowmaker)

Scratch, Winter Park (closed Monday)

DOINGS

Horse Riding (Tues 9am)

Get under 200 lbs

Drink Great Lakes Christmas Ale

Write Novel

TO WATCH

Reign Over Me (wait for Kiri)

Borgia Season 3

TO READ

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (library)

Zen Without Zen Masters (own)

Shambhala by Chogyam Trungpa (own)

Novahead (available on Kindle)


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Goals For This Year

1. Potty train Hunter
1. Get under 200 pounds
1. Expand SafeRide social media


7 Daily Goals

1. Take pills
1. Make best use of time
1. Read
1. Clean the clutter
1. Eat light
1. Exercise (Cycling, Aerobics, Bodyweight, Machines)
1. Oral hygiene

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PROBLEMS
1. Mental illness
1. Bad shoulder
1. Hard to expand school
1. Son has too much energy
1. Son needs more time in school environment before VPK
1. Need $6,000 for a/c
1. $370 / month for elec/tolls/gas/net
1. Want to go to Fantasy Fest
1. Need designated driver
1. Need straitjacket for escape trick
1. Belly 15 lbs bigger than I want
1. Repulsed by maggots

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BUCKET LIST

40.Go to Cuba

55.Ride a horse

54.Like my body

79.Escape a straitjacket

138. Go to Fantasy Fest


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STUFF I OWN

Bedroom

* Bed
* TV Tray
* Sandals
* Golf Bag
* Tux & Suit
* Chromebook
* Son of Man Print
* Roku & WD Live (Hard Drive)

Bookshelf

* Soccer Ball
* Chessboard
* Bowling Shoes
* Briefcase (Documents, Medicine, Cigar Cutter)
* Clothes (Dress Shirt x 3, Shorts x 2, Jeans x 2, Pants, Belt, Tank Tops x 2)

Bag

* Gel
* Keys
* Razor
* Kindle
* Wallet
* Shorts
* Frisbee
* Sunglasses x 4
* Mug (Chargers)
* Can (Card, Lock, Charger)
* Pencil Case (Pen, Ear Buds, Ear Plugs, Deodorant, Lucky Coin, Nail Clippers, Sunscreen)

Kitchen

* Knife
* Turner
* Mug x 2
* Plate x 2
* Spork x 2
* Saute Pan
* Chopsticks
* Water Bottle
* V8
* Tea
* Milk
* Apples
* Carrots
* Cereal
* Chicken
* Bananas
* Almonds
* Yogurt x 2
* Rice Cakes
* Kippers x 2
* Tea Biscuits
* Sardines x 2
* Propel Water x 3
* Sparkling Water x 2

Other

* House & School
* Car: Converse, Socks
* Wearing: Wedding Ring
* Outside: Bonsai Tree, Flags
* Playroom: Awards, Poster x 2
* Garage: Tools, Motorcycle (Helmet, Jacket), Scuba Gear, Cleaning Bucket
* Guest Room: Brace, Chair, Table, Keepsake Box, X-Mas Outfit, Menorah, Coat
* Bathroom: Wipes, Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Floss, Mouthwash, Towel, Shampoo, Toilet Brush, Plunger

Day 2

I need to stream line this thing.  Check list or something.

Fiscal Fast:  Bought some food.  $5 skim milk, $4 greens, $4 cranberry/almond whole grain cereal, $6 for 3 kipper snacks, $2 for 4 blueberry yogurt.

Morning:  I got 8 hours sleep (thanks Daylight Savings Time!), stood tall and stretched and took 10 deep breaths then couldn't remember what else I was supposed to do, but did remember to drink a glass of water.

Breakfast: 16 oz V8, 12 oz green tea, whole grain tea biscuits, and an apple.  Forgot to brush and floss afterwards.

Lunch: ... is for wimps.  Worked through lunch, but drank a 20 oz bottle of water.

Dinner:  Leafy greens, cranberry/almond cereal as croutons (failed experiment), chicken breast, 2 campari tomatoes, and lots of water.

Work:  Arrived... late.  I was snuggling with my family though, so that's good.  Remembered to breathe properly the whole day.  Did lots of walking, parked far away from things.  Laughed and showed gratitude.  Spent $30 on gas.

Afterwork:  Ran around the block with Hunter and Kiri chasing squirrels for a really long time.

After Dinner:  Did some paperwork while listening to classical music.

Day 1

Kiri's calling this my Super Diet.  I don't like that since it's meant to be a lifestyle restriction and not just a food restriction.  Don't know what it's called.



Fiscal Fast:  I bought a $1.25 tube of chapstick.  It was very cold this morning. (Realized I need a few exemptions to the "only the essential" fiscal fast to buy Xmas presents)

Morning:  I got 7 hours of sleep, then stood tall and stretched, took 10 deep breaths, and did a walkthrough of my schedule.  I didn't drink a glass of water and my "oath that centers you" was "I am vengeance. I am the night!  I... AM... BATMAN!" so I think that needs work, but it felt good.  Set a goal to eat more leafy greens this week.

Breakfast:  Hunter helped me make a smoothie out of mixed fruit and V8.  Then I made some green tea and had whole grain tea cookies with it.  Brushed and flossed afterwards.

Lunch: Skipped, walked instead.  Drank 0 oz of water.  I don't like taking bathroom breaks.  Told Kiri I loved her.

Work:  Arrived early.  Walked a lot.  Kept remembering to breath properly.  Talked with people.  Expressed gratitude.  Talked about my optimistic plans to pick up failing ranges and then campaign the state senate to require proof of license with registration for bikes like cars. Laughed.  Said my please and thank yous.  Spent $50 on a new sign, $5 on sharpies, and $10 on taillights.

Afterwork:  Spent time with family and Stephanie, but only Hunter seemed interested in hanging out with me. Touched all three of them. Kiri and Steph were tired from something.  Found all the gaps in the schedule were the rest of the day.

Dinner:  Kipper snacks (herring), brown and wild rice, corn, baked beans.  Learned something new: what the hell kipper snacks are and that I like them!  Kiri made pork loin and I snagged a slice on the run!

Afterdinner:  Finished reading the Chronicles of Tao while listening to classical music.

Plans for tonight:  Drink water.  Floss.  Meditate.  Be alone with my thoughts.

Stuff I didn't do:
Spend time in Nature
Exercise
Challenge yourself
Random act of kindness
Lift weights
CardioGet a blood test for vitamin D and B12, iron, and folate.
Ask yourself what bothers you most.  What will fix it?  Then schedule a solution into your calendar.
(apples, blueberries, avocado)
(leafy greens, carrots, broccoli, spinach, sweet potato)
(wheat germ)
(almonds)
3 cups dairy (yogurt)
56 grams of protein 10%-35% of calories


Living like I should

I've compiled advice from many experts on how to live life.  I'm going to attempt to follow this regimen closely starting November 1, 2014 and ending April 1, 2015.

GOALS:
1. To have fun and be happy.
2. To get control of the monsters in my head.
3. To lose weight.
4. To save money.

RULES:
1. If I fuck up. I admit it here.
2. I get off Thanksgiving and Christmas family meals so I don't look weird, but I won't overdo it.
3. I get off my birthday February 20th and I will overdo it.
4. I can drink on New Year's Eve.
5. In additional to this, I am reinstating my fiscal fast challenge.  I will not spend any money on anything that is not absolutely essential.  This will mean that a few of my goals for the year will go unmet unless someone pays for me, but that's okay.  They'll just become next year's goals.


MORNING SCHEDULE
Wake up after 7-9 hours of sleep.
Say oath that centers you.
Stand tall and stretch.
10 deep breaths.
Drink a glass of water.
Do a walkthrough of schedule.
Eat breakfast.

EXERCISE
Walk as much as possible.
Lift weights twice a week for 30 minutes.
150 minutes of cardio over 2-3 times a week. HR in fat burning zone.

EATING
2 cups fruit (apples, blueberries, avocado), 3 cups vegetables (leafy greens, carrots, broccoli, red beans, spinach, sweet potato, juice), 8 ounces whole grains (wheat germ), 6 ounces protein (oily fish, almonds), 3 cups dairy (yogurt), 64 oz waters, green tea
No Pasta, Dessert, Alcohol, Fast Food, Soda, Processed Meals, Canned Soups
56 grams of protein 10%-35% of calories

EVERYTHING ELSE
Start each week with an “eat more” goal for something good for you.
Get a blood test for vitamin D and B12, iron, and folate.
Ask yourself what bothers you most.  What will fix it?  Then schedule a solution into your calendar.
Talk with people.
Brush and floss twice a day.
Inhale with diaphragm (belly) and exhale pulling belly in.
Spend time in Nature
Exercise
Spend times with friends and family
Express gratitude
Meditate
Challenge yourself
Laugh
Touch Someone
Be Optimistic
Please and Thank You
Say I Love You
Classical Music
Random act of kindness
Alone with thoughts
Learn something new
Leave gaps in schedule
Arrive early




DATA DUMP:
Dietitian: start of each week, write down an “eat more” goal: eat more fish; eat more greens.  at the start of each day, do a walkthrough of your schedule.
Sports Coach: Drink a glass of water in the morning.  Walk as much as you can and lift weights two to three times a week.
Hormone Specialist: Get a blood test for vitamin D and B12, iron, and folate.
Dietary-Fat Scientist: 500 mg omega-3 fatty acid supplement or two weekly 3.5 servings of fatty fish
Yoga Instructor:  Start morning with an oath that centers you.  Then stand tall and stretch.  Then take 10 deep breaths or better yet go for a walk outside.
Cardiologist:  Exercise five times a week for 30 minutes
Breathing Coach:  Inhale with your diaphram (belly).  Exhale pulling belly in.
Microbial Ecologist: Eat good fats (nuts and fish) and fiber and whole foods.
Holistic Internist:  Ask yourself what bothers you most.  What will fix it?  Then schedule a solution into your calendar.
Neuroscientist: Talk with people.
Personal Trainer: Cardio two or three times a week for 150 minutes total, keeping heart rate in the fat burning zone & strength training twice a week, one day upper, one day lower.
Government Dietary Recommendations: 2 cups fruit, 3 cups vegetables, 8 ounces whole grains, 6 ounces protein, 3 cups dairy, 8 8oz waters
Massage Therapist: Sleep at regular times 7-9 hours every night, do full-body strengthening exercises twice a week for half an hour, eat vegetables, especially leafy greens every day, do some kind of mindfulness practice (meditation, or meditative walks, or tai chi, etc). Feel love for others and yourself. Or at least gratitude. Leave gaps in the schedule. Arrive to appointments and meetings early.

Alton Brown
Daily: Fruits, Whole Grains, Leafy Greens, Nuts, Carrots, Green Tea
3x Weekly: Oily Fish, Yogurt, Broccoli, Sweet Potato, Avocado
1x Weekly: Red meat, Pasta, Dessert, Alcohol
0x Weekly: Fast Food, Soda, Processed Meals, Canned Soups, “Diet” anything
Always Eat Breakfast

Mayo clinic superfoods
  1. Almonds
  2. Apples
  3. Blueberries
  4. Broccoli
  5. Red Beans
  6. Salmon
  7. Spinach
  8. Sweet Potatoes
  9. Vegetable Juice
  10. Wheat Germ


7 Hours of Sleep
56 grams of protein 10%-35% of calories




Nature
Exercise
Spend times with friends and family
Express gratitude
Meditate
Sleep
Challenge yourself
Laugh
Touch Someone
Be Optimistic
Please and Thank You
Say I Love You
Classical Music
Random act of kindness
Alone with thoughts
Learn something new

1 cup of fruit is:
1 banana
1 small 2.5” diameter apple or .5 large 3.25” diameter apple
1 cup applesauce
32 grapes
1 pear
1” thick watermelon slice
8 strawberries
1 cup 100% fruit juice

1 cup of vegetable is:
1 cup vegetable juice
2 carrots
1 tomato
1 sweet potato

1 ounce of protein is:
1 ounce of meat
.25 cup of beans
12 almonds
1 egg