• Well I could learn to cook vegetarian
  • Or take fashion workshop
  • Meditate, calculate
  • Learn to knit a tank top
  • Yoga, hula
  • Clogging, jogging
  • Walking on a tight rope
  • Take a correspondence course
  • And learn to make my own soap
  • Jumping on a pogo stick
  • Standing in a wheat field
  • Going on a snipe hunt
  • Gonna keeps my eyes peeled
  • Take a little time to really decorate my door
  • And change my hair to black and then I'll dye it back orange
  • Underwater taxidermy
  • Shopping for a suitcase
  • Peeling tangerines while placing second in a sack race
  • Lion taming, online gaming
  • Try'n to win a prize fight
  • Appear in a talk show
  • Dress-up like a water sprite
  • People go to classes to learn how to fold these swans and this is what you do with them?!


    List of good bars

    Another list into the void

    Wally's - where alcoholics drink.  $5 fills a Big Gulp with anything you want and the only entertainment is the other drunks.

    Claddagh Cottage - it would feel like Ireland except it keeps reminding me it's an Irish bar.  Beer/wine, but good beer and nibbles.

    Piper's - used to be a ghetto Chuck E Cheese.  Most interesting thing about it.

    Hanson's Shoe Repair - probably my favorite.  Go on an off-night.  All drinks cost $12 but are really cool.  Dress code and secret location.

    The Pharmacy - really really hidden, pricey, fun, mostly a restaurant

    The Cloak and Blaster - beer/wine, crappy food, video games, tabletop games, geek central

    The Geek Easy - the inspiration for the Cloak, keeps changing it's focus, hidden in the back of A Comic Shop.

    Don Julio's - great margaritas, restaurant

    Gators - bit racist, good nibbles

    Big Daddy's - smokey, karaoke every night

    Stardust Lounge - used to be more tightly themed "hep cat" but still good

    Aku Aku - above Stardust, true tiki bar, plays "Endless Summer" sometimes on mute

    Wall St Plaza - the Mall of Bars, owned by one company, lots of differently styled bars

    The Lodge - go straight to the back and up the stairs to your own bar and people watch from the balcony

    Finn Henry's - an Irish pub for downtown, serve pudding shots (which are better than Jello shots)

    Lizzy McCormick's - an Irish pub for downtown, does not serve pudding shots

    Harp and Celt - the downtown Irish pub that's not for downtown, less noisy crowd

    Milk District - a string of bars including Sportstown (the smokiest bar with the biggest beer variety and entertainment variety), the Bull and Bush (?) (a British pub for serious dart throwers)

    The Smiling Bison - a gastropub for people with handlebar mustaches and refined palettes

    Redlight, Redlight - a beer bar for people with handlebar mustaches and unrefined palettes

    Will's Pub - if it's all white, it's all right

    BART - Beer, art for sale, arcade of classic games, but a bit cramped

    Tanqueray's - a bit smoky basement with the best live music and a good layout if you want to watch the music or just hear the music

    Stigma - so much fun, but so empty, smokeless because it's a tattoo/piercing parlor too, with dungeon props to play with and stripper poles