adamsimon: February 2015

I keep warning my friends. If they keep invoking his name, he's going to be converted to 5th edition.

Though I know I should be wary
Still I summon something scary
Dashing demon, kingly whore
Somar! Somar! Somar!

Name: Somar the Whore 14 Class: Race6/Lust1/Sor2/Seducer5 Race: Incubus (Outsider (Lust))

Str 18 - 4 Initiative: _7_ = Dex _7_ + Other __

Dex 24 - 7 AC: _26_ = 10 + Dex _7_ + Nat _9_

Con 22 - 6 HP: 140

Int 24 - 7 Fortitude: _14_ = Class _6_ + Con _6_ + Other _2_ Gold: 0

Wis 16 - 3 Reflex: _15_ = Class _6_ + Dex _7_ + Other _2_

Cha 36 - 13 Will: _17_ = Class _12_ + Wis _3_ + Other _2_

Languages: Common, Draconic, Abyssal, Celestial BAB _9/4_

WEAPON: Claws +13/+8 / Dam 1d6+4

ABILITIES: Darkvision 60 feet, Flight 50 feet, damage reduction 10/cold iron or good, immunity to electricity and poison, resistance to acid 10, cold 10, and fire 10, spell resistance 18, telepathy 100 feet, tongues. Sexy, shocking, caution to the wind, All you can think about, Slave to the suave, Summon familiar (rat)

FEATS: Bedroom Proficiency (+2 to bluff, diplomacy, concentration, gather info and sense motive in bedroom), Endurance, Iron Will, Lightning Reflexes, Versatile Performer

SPELLS: Spell Lvl/Known/Per Day DC = 10 + Spell Lvl + Ability Mod

0/7/6 1/5/6 2/3/6 3/2/6

Ghost Sound Speedy Undress Web Clairvoyance

Message Animate Rope Movable Zone Hold Person

Ray of Frost Enlarge Person Pleasurable Vibration (Will save, then Ref DC 15 or drop object each round)

Fascinating C/P Vinegar Strokes

Arcane Mark Unseen Servant

Open/Close

Prestidigitation

Spell-Like Abilities: At will- charm monster (DC 27), detect good, detect thoughts (DC 25), etheral jaunt (self plus 50 pound of objects only), alter self (humanoid form only, no limit on duration), suggestion (DC 26), greater teleport (self plus 50 pounds of objects only). Caster level 12th. The save DCs are Charisma-based.

SKILL Total Rank Mod Other

Bluff 26 17 5 4

Concentration 23 17 6

Diplomacy 32 17 13 2

Disguise 42 17 13 12

Escape Artist 26 17 7 2

Gather Information 32 17 13 2

Knowledge (Nobility) 13 6 7

Listen 28 17 3 8

Perform (striptease) 36 17 13 6

Perform (lap dance) 20 1 13 6 (rolled at striptease level)

Perform (moaning) 20 1 13 6 (rolled at striptease level)

Search 26 17 7 2

Sense Motive 22 17 3 2

Spot 28 17 3 8

Use Rope 26 17 7 2

EQUIPMENT: Belt of Magnificence +6, masterwork stripper clothing

Shocking: 3/day Outburst of “I'm going to fuck your children and have their abortions.” All that hear (friend and foe) are stunned for one round. Fort DC 15+cha or faint, helpless until revived.

Caution to the wind: Able to seduce anyone eventually. Will DC 15+cha every hour. Every hour in contact with seducer adds temporary +1 to DC. Each day adds +1 to DC permanently. True love is preventative to this.

All You Can Think About: Quick glance Will save DC 15+cha or causes person to think of nothing but seducer, visiting their dreams every night for one week per points failed by. Subject gets -5 to Will save vs seducer's advances or magic during this period.

Slave to the Suave: Once you go red... xp 100 times hit dice to make permanent charm person.

Induce Lust: All creatures within 30 ft. must make a Will save (DC 10 + ½ creatures hit dice + Charisma modifier) or

immediately stop what they were doing and engaging in intimate and passionate relations with the nearest viable candidate.

Fascinating Cleavage/Package

Enchantment (Charm)

Level: Brd 0, Sor/Wiz 1.

Components: V, S, M.

Casting Time: 1 minute.

Range: Touch.

Targets: Creatures viewing target.

Duration: 1 hour +15 minutes/level.

Saving Throw: Will negates.

Spell Resistance: Yes.

Cast upon a suitable décolletage or lunchbox, this

spell renders the area utterly fascinating to those

who would be normally attracted to such sights,

regardless of the actual state of the area in question.

Those who gaze upon the enchanted crotch or

breasts will find themselves oddly fascinated, and

vulnerable to buying drinks and doing other favours

for the subject of this spell.

The recipient receives a +2 bonus to all Bluff,

Diplomacy, Disguise, Gather information and

Perform checks provided they are directed at a

susceptible audience that has not resisted the spell.

As with many spells that appear to enhance the

‘characteristics’ of the subject, when the spell wears

off they can be subject to the disappointment and

anger of those who have been duped. This was well

demonstrated by the public lynching of ‘Long-

Dong’ McTavish (formerly ‘Pixie-Hung’ McTavish),

the noted bard whose spell suddenly collapsed

Hypnotic Rump

Enchantment (Charm)

Level: Brd 1, Sor/Wiz 1.

Components: S, M.

Casting Time: 1 action.

Range: Personal.

Effect: Creatures of correct orientation with line of

sight to buttocks.

Duration: 1 round/level plus the casters Charisma

score.

Saving Throw: Will negates.

Spell Resistance: Yes.

This powerful enchantment renders the casters

buttocks fascinating beyond belief to those of the

sexual orientation to appreciate such a sight that are

able to see.

Roll 2d4 +1/level to determine how many hit-dice of

creatures can be affected by a single casting of this

spell.

Those affected can do nothing but stare and make

lewd comments, and are completely distracted from

whatever they were doing be it guard duty, knitting

or preparing a spell.

Blue mages caught on the hop and attacked out of

the blue have been known to use this spell

defensively, friskily wiggling their buttocks at

attacking monsters and praying for the best. Others

use the spell to distract guards while their rogue

companion’s sneak past.

Arcane Material Component: A scrap of leather or

rubber placed next to the buttocks.

Moveable Pleasure Zone

Transmutation

Level: Sor/Wiz 2.

Components: V, S.

Casting Time: 1 action.

Range: Touch.

Targets: One living creature.

Duration: 30 minutes/level.

Saving Throw: Fortitude negates.

Spell Resistance: Yes.

This wondrous spell enables the caster to mess with

the pleasure zones of the targets. Those affected by

the spell can suddenly find that the mere act of

shaking hands gives them more pleasure than they

have ever known or that testing the bath water with

their elbow is like dipping their testicles into a

boiling kettle.

Whichever area is affected becomes the target’s

primary pleasure zone and as a consequence

extremely sensitive in terms of both tactile sensation

and pain

Vinegar Strokes

Enchantment (Compulsion)

Level: Sor/Wiz 1

Components: V, S, M.

Casting Time: 1 action.

Range: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft/2 levels).

Target : One creature.

Duration: 1d4 rounds + 1 round/level

Saving Throw: Will negates.

Spell Resistance: Yes.

This simple yet effective spell causes the target not

to orgasm but rather to enter the tense and nerve

tingling set of sensations just before orgasm.

While affected the target is unable to do much

except make ‘Ooh! Aah!’ sounds hop from foot to

foot and produce a series of comedic and

embarrassing facial expressions. The target is

unable to move, cast spells or use mental abilities

but can defend themselves from attack and attackers

receive no bonuses to hit.

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