Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

I've killed way less people this year.

- Publix gift card
- 7-11 gift card
- Amazon gift card
- Drugs
- Straitjacket
- Horse riding lesson
- Trapeze lesson
- Trip to Fantasy Fest
- Trip to Cuba
- Irish, Canadian, or Kentucky whiskey
- A babysitter
- A designated driver
- Trailer hitch for the Rav4
- The Richard Petty Driving Experience
- Hang gliding gift certificate
- Box of cigars
- Ukulele and ukulele lessons
- Tuition to Crealde Art School
- Great Lakes Brewery Christmas Ale