Make 15 book-related confessions
1. I abandon books I'm not enjoying, then read the plot synopsis on Wikipedia. When I have conversations about the book, I don't tell the other person if this is what I did and speak as if I finished the book.
2. I don't like several must-love classics like To Kill A Mockingbird and Catcher in the Rye.
3. My favorite books happen to be short like Dr. Jekyll and slaughtermatic
4. I am not open to the idea that modern fiction is as good as classic fiction.
5. I don't like Dr Seuss. I do not like him, Sam-I-Am.
6. I can't tell one fantasy and/or science fiction book from another. They'll all the same auto-ego-masturbation to me.
7. I throw out books. That is tantamount to evil for some people, but I see nothing wrong with it.
8. I download my comics. My rate of purchase to download is around 1:25.
9. When people ask me for honest feedback, I do not give it. I stay positive.
10. I think full bookshelves are a sign of someone with an insecurity of their intelligence.
11. I don't think there's a reason to own more than one bookshelf cabinet.
12. I think everyone should write a book, even if they can't write well.
13. I buy books at Goodwill, sign them as the author, then re-donate them.
14. When I write a book, I'll bury and sly insult in it about someone I know. Then I know if they actually read the book.
15. I hate e-readers SO FAR. I will abandon books when I find one I like.
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