Captain Jack Sparrow vs Captain James Hook

I put this matchup to my friends and the decision was very one sided.

Scenario 1:
Captain Sparrow draws his sword.  Captain Hook draws his gun and shoots Sparrow dead.

Scenario 2:
Captain Sparrow is immortal. Captain Hook keeps stabbing him, gets frustrated and puts him in the Boo Box, leaving him to be stung by scorpions forever.

Scenario 3:
The Black Pearl is manned by a rag tag crew of comic relief. The Jolly Roger is manned by a rag tag crew of former Lost Boys who now spend all day slitting the throats of child guerrillas and a magic flying elf, showing both cruelty and proficiency.  The Pearl is sunk.

Scenario 4:
The Jolly Roger is the same.  The Black Pearl is manned by the fearsome zombie crew.

"Heh. We're going to need a lot of Boo Boxes." - Hook

The zombie crew is the only way the Pearl has a chance, but remember that's twenty zombies versus (from the movie Hook) a CITY of cutthroats.