They don't want me on Facebook?  Fine!  Screw em!  I'll make my own social media platform.  With blackjacks.  And hookers!

I asked my Facebook friends (all 27 of them!) how my feed could be better:

More pictures of my son
More talking about my mom (not like that, it's a request from a family member who misses her)
A weekly "Who would win in a fight?" argument
More cowbell
Brevity
Less meme pictures
Less links

Maybe I'll just post here more.  You all are my real friends anyway, aren't you?